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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 22.0px Arial;"><b>RUBBER &amp;amp; GLUE</b></p>
<p><em>(C) 2001 MJD MUSIC / Matthew J Doughty Music Publishing (ASCAP)</em></p>
<p><em>Words and Music by: Matthew J Doughty and Nate Horst</em></p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Arial;">I say- You're crazy, You say- Well maybe</p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Arial;">You want to work it out</p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Arial;">You plead and beg me to stay your baby</p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Arial;">I need to just get out</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Arial;">It's funny but it's true that I'm Rubber, you are Glue</p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Arial;">And it's all that we can do to co-exist</p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Arial;">And now all I can say is- Please let me get away</p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Arial;">From you and your craziness... but not for long</p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Arial; min-height: 18.0px;"><br />
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Arial;">You promise to change, you still act deranged</p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Arial;">I still have my doubts</p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Arial;">You ask me- What's wrong? I string you along</p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Arial;">You're way too mean when you shout</p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Arial; min-height: 18.0px;"><br />
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Arial;">It's funny but it's true that I'm Rubber, you are Glue</p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Arial;">And it's all that we can do to co-exist</p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Arial;">And now all I can say is- Please let me get away</p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Arial;">From you and your craziness... but not for long</p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Arial; min-height: 18.0px;"><br />
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Arial;">Maybe we can co-exist...  Eh, maybe not.</p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Arial; min-height: 18.0px;"><br />
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Arial;">Not really funny but true: I'm Rubber, you are Glue</p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Arial;">And it's all that we can do to co-exist</p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Arial;">And now all I can say is- Please let me get away</p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Arial;">From you and your craziness... but not for long</p>
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<p>Matthew J Doughty Music Publishing (ASCAP)</p>
<p>main phone:  323-387-3653</p>
<p>main phone:  323-387-3MJD</p>
<p>mobile:  530-713-5510</p>
<p><span style="color: black;">Email: <a href="/contact/"><span>info (at) MatthewJDoughty.com</span></a></span></p>
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